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Big Brother Gets Under the Skin
Some people, of their own free will, choose to have the weirdest things inflicted upon their persons.

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Buzz Off
There's a lot of sounding off about the generation gap going on out there.

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Digital Duds
If you're too young to know that "duds" is an old colloquial term for clothing and accessories, you'll probably call this stuff the cat's pajamas, although not in those words.

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Driving Emotion

You can now put into your car the same sort of brilliant thinking that went into emoticons. As you can imagine, Klebanoff is not happy. Then again, when is he ever happy?When it comes to nanotechnology — the science and manufacture of very, very, very small things — some of the hype should be flushed down the drain.

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Flushing Nanotechnology

When it comes to nanotechnology — the science and manufacture of very, very, very small things — some of the hype should be flushed down the drain.

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Hello, Gilligan?
We all have way too much time on our hands, right? Here's another worthless way to fill it and make a pest of yourself in the process.

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iPod Uncut
There is one universal truth in technology: If there is a way, any way whatsoever, to put lascivious content on it, somebody will.

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iPod, Robot

Science fiction author Isaac Asimov provided the Three Laws of Robotics. Klebanoff proposes a fourth: Try to avoid being even more asinine than humans.

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Let the Gift-Giving Begin
Continuing his always generous, selfless ways, Klebanoff sacrifices his time to help you find the perfect gift for everyone on your list.

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Massaging the Message

It seems that there's no end to the gizmos that cell phone manufacturers are trying to cram into their devices.

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More Suggestions for Inventors
The world could be a much better place if we all just put our minds to it. Klebanoff has a few suggestions. What a surprise that is.

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Questionable Quality

Rather than working feverishly to develop a nuclear nasal dilator (or whatever), propeller heads should focus on getting their existing gizmos to work unfailingly.

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Ruffled Serenity

Klebanoff has come to realize that some people don't share his understanding of a few simple words. Consider "serene," for example.

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Server Technology

Robots have finally reached the pinnacle of technological achievement. They're serving cocktails.

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Smart Guns Et Al.
If we can't have smart people, we might as well have smart guns, not to mention other smart devices.

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