Joel Klebanoff: Stuff & Nonsense

To worry is to be. To be is to worry.

Posts Tagged ‘atheism’

God and Televangelists —

Traffic to this blog has risen substantially recently. Today’s post should put a stop to this very welcome, but exceptionally unfamiliar turn of events. I have rock-solid proof that God can’t possibly exist. Here it is. If He exists, then why are we plagued with televangelists? If God existed, don’t you think He would have [...]

Swearing Atheism —

I’ve never held high political office, or low political office for that matter, but I’ve noticed that when people who assume key political positions are sworn in they typically have to place their hand on a bible and swear to faithfully fulfill the duties and responsibilities of their offices, “so help me God.” Here’s my [...]

Praise Dog —

I was wondering, do deeply religious dyslexics praise the glory of Dog? If so, when they are any prig to Dog, do they ape Sir Dog for bless gin them with their Axis Deli? (Translation: If so, when they are praying to God, do they praise God for blessing them with their dyslexia?) A more [...]

Holy Fun —

I’m an atheist, but if I’m wrong and there is a god then I think He must be a sadist. “I’m bored. What can I do for a little excitement around here? Let’s shake things up with an earthquake and see if those puny bipeds down there can stay on those ridiculous feet I gave [...]