Joel Klebanoff: Stuff & Nonsense

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60 —

I turned 60 today. You know what they say, “60 is the new 40.” This just goes to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that they are incurable freaking imbeciles, because that’s a heaping pile of warm crap. (Although, that having been said, I’m approaching the age when staying regular is often an important [...]

New Socks —

I recently bought some socks. In and of itself, that is not what one might normally, or even under exceptional circumstances, label “an extraordinary event.” In fact, nothing even vaguely related to anything I’m going to write about today is something that anyone at all would normally, or even under exceptional circumstances, in any way [...]

First Times —

I often wonder who was the first person to think of performing certain activities or, rather, not so much who thought of them, but why they did. I also wonder who first thought of some products, but I’ll save that discussion for another day. I’m not thinking of activities that make perfect sense now and [...]

That Time of Year —

Well, it’s that time of year again. The weather is what it is. Flowers and foliage are in their current states. Stores are displaying goods appropriate for the season. And people are busy doing what people are busy doing. I would expand on this thought, but I don’t know if you are reading this shortly [...]