To worry is to be. To be is to worry.
Holy crap! I just received an email with the following subject line: “Do-It-Yourself Solar System for Everyday Homeowners!” And here is the body of the email (minus links and a lot of hidden, white-on-white text): Simple Do-It-Yourself Solar System Literally Saves $1000′s One Man Completely Eliminated his $200+ Monthly Electric Bills!
One of the great many things in this world that baffles me is why some types of spam still exist. I’m not talking about spam coming almost continuously from legitimate companies offering genuine products and services. That junk is grossly annoying and a horrible time-waster, but at least it’s honest. I’m also not talking about [...]
The only reason I’m not fabulously wealthy is I’m incredibly lazy. If I were more diligent in responding to my emails I could be rich beyond my wildest dreams. That’s saying a lot because being incredibly lazy affords me considerable time to dream wildly. Consider just one email that I recently received, which was only [...]
Wouldn’t it be great if you had a tap that, if you turned it on, would send cash gushing freely into your home? What could that do for you? Well, ask yourself the following questions: Would you like to make all of your financial worries a thing of the past? Would you like to become [...]
I hate spammers. I despise their penis-enlarging, breast-firming, diet-accelerating claptrap that overloads my email inbox. These cankers of electronic communications pollute the Internet with their effluvia. But even more than I hate spammers, I hate the incredibly stupid people who fall victim to them. I know it’s politically incorrect to call people stupid, but screw [...]
The Internet is an incredible invention. You have to admire its colossal power to spawn an embarrassment of riches in the global labor market. There is no doubt in my mind that we would have long ago entered a very deep recession – no, that’s wrong; it probably would have been a devastating economic depression, [...]
I don’t know why I hadn’t done the arithmetic before now, but, after renting several days’ worth of dedicated processing on a major university’s supercomputer, I just finished calculating the sum of all of the earnings that I’m going to make off the surefire””only the surefire ones, mind you””stock tips that have landed in my [...]
The exceptionally strong evidence indicating that all complex life on this planet is a result of evolution, not divine creation, is clear and irrefutable. After viewing the antics of politicians in legislatures, can any intelligent, rational human being doubt for even one moment that we share a common ancestry with apes? What’s not widely recognized [...]