Joel Klebanoff: Stuff & Nonsense

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Archive for the ‘spam’ Category

Do-It-Yourself Solar System —

Holy crap! I just received an email with the following subject line: “Do-It-Yourself Solar System for Everyday Homeowners!” And here is the body of the email (minus links and a lot of hidden, white-on-white text): Simple Do-It-Yourself Solar System Literally Saves $1000’s One Man Completely Eliminated his $200+ Monthly Electric Bills!


Spamming for Dollars —

I hate spammers. I despise their penis-enlarging, breast-firming, diet-accelerating claptrap that overloads my email inbox. These cankers of electronic communications pollute the Internet with their effluvia. But even more than I hate spammers, I hate the incredibly stupid people who fall victim to them. I know it’s politically incorrect to call people stupid, but screw […]