Joel Klebanoff: Stuff & Nonsense

To worry is to be. To be is to worry.

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God: Underachiever —

Admittedly, the following vastly oversimplifies the science but, as I understand it, the earth’s landmasses are floating tectonic plates. As those plates rub up against each other, or one slides under another, friction initially holds them in place. Eventually, after sufficient pressure builds up, energy is released as the earth shutters shudders when the plates […]


Spamming for Dollars —

I hate spammers. I despise their penis-enlarging, breast-firming, diet-accelerating claptrap that overloads my email inbox. These cankers of electronic communications pollute the Internet with their effluvia. But even more than I hate spammers, I hate the incredibly stupid people who fall victim to them. I know it’s politically incorrect to call people stupid, but screw […]