Breasts —
I’ve noticed something about women’s breasts. No, that’s not right. I’ve noticed two things about women’s breasts. That’s all I wanted to say. Sorry for ogling. Thanks for stopping by.
To worry is to be. To be is to worry.
I’ve noticed something about women’s breasts. No, that’s not right. I’ve noticed two things about women’s breasts. That’s all I wanted to say. Sorry for ogling. Thanks for stopping by.
What I’m about to say is not being said merely in deference to our politically correct age. I honestly believe that only an uncouth, Neanderthal-like ignoramus would view women as mere sex objects, which is ironic because I’ve spent the better part of my adult life wishing that a woman””any woman””would view me that way.
Despite being a man, I strongly believe that it is morally just and good that an increasing number of women refuse to adopt their husbands’ names. My rationale for this untraditional, but righteous, principled belief is that I’ve never been any good at coming up with “if so-and-so married such-and-such she’d be so-and-such” jokes. Now [...]