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NEWSFLASH: New Regulatory Agency —

The government today announced the formation of a sweeping, new regulatory agency that will oversee and govern the entire financial sector. Banks, stock brokerages, mortgage lenders, finance companies, hedge funds, mutual funds, asset management firms and insurance companies, among others, will all fall under the purview of this agency. This new regulatory body will be […]

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Forecasting Economists —

I love economists. Don’t you? How could you not? What’s great about economists is that, no matter what the current economic conditions””recession or boom times; high unemployment or low unemployment; inflation or deflation; or whatever””you can always find an economist who will correctly predict the future state of the economy. That’s true regardless of the […]

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Economic Update: Government Response —

Announcer: You’re watching the Internet BS News Network, IBSNN, the Internet’s most authoritative news source, as if you care. Anchorperson: Welcome back. Last week we brought you a live press conference in which Professor Penny Lesse, then a senior economic advisor to the government, painted what can be best described as an horrendously bleak picture […]

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