Joel Klebanoff: Stuff & Nonsense

To worry is to be. To be is to worry.

Archive for the ‘aging’ Category

Birthday Evolution —

I’ve noticed that, for me at least, as the years rumble by birthdays take on different meanings. I remember nothing about my first birthday, but it was probably fun. I was likely excited by the gift-wrap being torn on my behalf, the presents being rattled in front of me, and the blur of adults making [...]

Age Compensations —

My realization that, barring a medical miracle, I’m almost certainly past middle-age leads me frequently to ponder the effects of aging. Even though growing old is probably preferable to the only available alternative, I mostly lament the approaching onset of old age. Nevertheless, as of late, despite optimism usually being foreign to me, I have [...]

Life Begins at 40 —

Some people say that life begins at 40. By that philosophy, I’m now over a year into my teens. Thankfully, my acne hasn’t returned and my voice hasn’t changed again. I don’t want a return visit of either of those things. I would, however, like another crack at going through the period that included the [...]

Sounds of Aging —

They say age creeps up on you. If so, it’s not wearing soft-soled shoes. In fact, it’s damn raucous. My stomach gurgles more often than in days gone by. I’ll also occasionally let out one of those “ahs” that burst from deep in the throats of old people after they take a sip of a [...]