Almighty Against Agriculture
Wow! Have you been watching the wacky weather in the all-important agricultural areas of America over the previous period? In a nutshell: Cold in Florida. Floods in California.
You know what that means, don’t you? That’s right. God sucks at alliteration! Otherwise He would have done it the other way around. So now we know that acting alliteratively is yet another activity the alleged Almighty is awful at.
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Presuming he speaks English. Or calls those areas what we call them.
Of course He speaks English. It’s the common language of business. He’s got to keep those tithes flowing, doesn’t he?
And, not call Florida, Florida or California, California? Get serious. You don’t seriously think He wants to mess with those states, do you?
Now, really, Joel, how was I supposed to know you knew Him better than I did?
Isn’t God supposed to make anything possible? That’s what believers tell me.