I’m 56 and single. All things considered””my many neuroses being among those things to consider, the chances of me finding a woman with whom I’m likely to be able to enter into a romantic relationship are bleak at the moment. I use the word “bleak“? in the sense of the prospects of survival being a tad bleak for someone stuck in a spaceship that got too close to the sun and is now being pulled inexorably by the sun’s overpowering gravity into that gargantuan, super-searing cauldron of uncontrolled nuclear fusion.
Nevertheless, unrealistic though I may be, I haven’t given up all hope for female companionship and, hopefully, more than solely companionship. I would, therefore appreciate any advice I can get.
For example, I’ve heard that some women are turned on by men who cook for them. If you’re one of those women, I need a little clarification: Would food poisoning spoil the mood for you or are you OK with that? I’m not very good in the kitchen.
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