I’m a very public-spirited sort of a guy. Therefore, at a time when the World Health Organization (WHO) has already raised the swine flu pandemic threat level to five on it’s six-point scale, I feel the need to interrupt my normal blogging to pass this unpaid public service announcement along to my loyal reader(s):

Whatever goes on in the privacy of your own home is your own business. I’m not here to judge. However, until the threat of swine flu has passed, do not have sex with pigs; particularly, but not exclusively, Mexican pigs.

If the urge to have sex with swine is too strong for you to control, be sure to use a condom. And wash your hands (and other body parts) thoroughly afterward. Stay protected. Stay safe.

For those women who think all men are pigs, maybe you’d better stay celibate for the next little while.