Traffic to this blog has risen substantially recently. Today’s post should put a stop to this very welcome, but exceptionally unfamiliar turn of events.
I have rock-solid proof that God can’t possibly exist. Here it is. If He exists, then why are we plagued with televangelists? If God existed, don’t you think He would have killed off these nut jobs long ago rather than having to listen to them prance around on stage in their expensive suits claiming to speak for Him?
Can there be anything more embarrassing for an omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent deity than being associated with televangelists? I can’t imagine it. If He existed, a few well-placed lightning bolts would take care of the lot of them in an instant. That would free up the airwaves for some worthwhile programming in the televangelists’ place. Maybe they could bring back Gilligan’s Island.
It has been more than 40 years since the last episode of the television show Gilligan’s Island was made. Ergo, there is no god. QED.
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