Joel Klebanoff: Stuff & Nonsense

To worry is to be. To be is to worry.

Get Rich Quick

ARE YOU TIRED OF SLOGGING AWAY DAY IN AND DAY OUT IN A BORING JOB, BUT NEVER DOING ANY BETTER THAN JUST GETTING BY FINANCIALLY??!!

Sure you are!!

WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE A SIX-, SEVEN- OR EVEN EIGHT-FIGURE INCOME WITH ALMOST NO WORK???!!!

Sure you would!!

Well, now you can!! There’s big money to be made by selling get rich quick schemes!!!! We’ll show you how!!!!!!

Buy our introductory course on how to sell get rich quick schemes and we’ll show you how to:

  • Build excitement using CAPITALIZATION and exclamation marks!!!!
  • Play on other people’s greed to satisfy your own greed-lust!!!
  • Receive payments despite having no fixed address!!!
  • Stay one, two, three or even four steps ahead of the law!!!
  • Avoid the inconvenience of having your marks customers find and kill you!!!!

You can do it!!! We’ll show you how!!!! To learn how to rapidly start raking in the big bucks send a stamped, self-addressed envelope and $999 in unmarked bills – please, no checks, credit cards or any other payment that will leave a trail when we cash it – to:

Born Every Minute, Inc.
P.O. Box 666
Clandestine Island, Pacific Ocean
ATTN: Get Rich Quick Scheme Course; Module one of 658

I know you’re skeptical, but there’s no reason to be! Our unique training comes with a rock-solid guarantee!! If you are the least bit dissatisfied with the first course module you can keep it at no additional charge and we won’t send you any additional modules!!!!!

ACT NOW!! DON’T DELAY!!!! BECOME WEALTHY RIGHT AWAY BY SELLING GET RICH QUICK SCHEMES!!!!!!

(Note: The $999 covers the cost of only the introductory course module. Advanced modules are available at additional exorbitant fees.)


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One Comment

  1. Janna says:

    Can I get a toaster with that?

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